why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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