Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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