But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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