idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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