Ambien. No doubt about it.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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