He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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