absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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