i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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