ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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