I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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