So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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