i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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