She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
we're so committed to being not committed
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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