well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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