I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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