What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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