So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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