He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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