Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I have fence marks all over my body
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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