There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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