FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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