How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
