I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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