I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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