she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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