so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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