she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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