This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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