a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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