we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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