I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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