Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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