i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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