just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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