I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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