i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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