What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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