Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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