Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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