: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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