I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
