Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
