"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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