your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So vagazzling was a success
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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