Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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