Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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