I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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