Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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