2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Small penises have feelings too.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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