Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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