I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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