Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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