Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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