How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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