I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
